"Never have I ever finished a book, until I started teaching, then I finished children books." - Mom"How did you get through school without ever finishing a book?" - Me "I just skimmed.... Oh, but I finished reading the Bible last year." "How did you write book reports?" "Skimming! Or I just wrote about the first part of the book." "I can't believe you. You are hilarious."
My mom surprises me all the time. I love it. I love her!